Virgin? No worries! Regular sex is overrated!

air sex is the newest rage! rock on!

My Hot Dinner Date(s)

Just finished my 2nd 12-hr shift at the hospital... and boy do I need some sleep, but who the hell goes to sleep on a Friday-fucking night? I got better things to do like go out on a hot date with nothing but the best food and drinks!

They call me Birdman...

No, not the rapper... the real bird man.

I got home from work today to hear some chirping from outside of my house. At first I thought it was a smoke alarm but when I got into the house I noticed that there was a bird in a make-shift cage (read: hamper). I wasn't sure who got a hold of this animal but later found out that the bird flew into my house and onto my brothers shoulder.

Here's the real birdman - cucoo! cucoo!

Ghetto Fab...

This is my "purple drank".

Enjoy

KiwiBerri Review (PinkBerry Knock-off)

I recently discovered that there was a Pinkberry-like yogurt place in my area. So I decided to check it out.

The store is located in the Diamond Plaza at the new City Walk structure and looks pretty hip. The place sort of has a pink-berry "look" to it but I was more impressed with the look of this establishment.

I ordered a small cup with 3 toppings for $3.95. I got the mango, blackberry and blueberries as my toppings. The yogurt itself came out of a softserve machine much like those you see at any Vegas buffet so the yogurt consistency wasn't as soft as the variety from Pink Berry. The fruit was pretty yummy minus the fact that one of my blueberries still had its stem on it.

This Pinkberry knockoff would satisfy my tastebuds any day that's if I was in the area. I would definitely prefer PinkBerry more, but I am not a big fan of this new trend anyways.

All I want for Xmas is my 2 front teeth....

Actually scrap that... after going throw training for 3 weeks (sitting in an office chair for 8 hours a day)... all I want for Xmas (or any occasion for that matter) is a INVERSION TABLE!!! It is suppose to stretch out your back from the massive pressure that gravity puts on it!

Who wants to donate to this fine cause?!

http://www.teeterhangups.com/about/studies.html

Is it just me or am I getting old?

Since I have turned 24 I haven't noticed much difference in the way I behave but now that everyone else is turning 24 or older (25, 26+ o my!) I am wondering what the fuck the future will hold.

And then I stumbled upon this awesome Blur Music Video (Circa 1994). When I first saw this on pirated cable, I was about 9 years old and thought I had stumbled on to some free 80's porn! After a minute into it I realized it wasn't but still enjoyed the video thoroughly nonetheless. Here's a little bit of my childhood rolled up in 3 minutes. ENJOY!